Litwak in Arcadeland

I don't know quite how I got here, but I have a burned hand, a headache and a suspicion I'm in a coma...If any of you know just where I am, please tell me! I want to know...I feel really lost.

Current M!A: Pregnant with Felix's child for 4 months, has tiny wings for 3 more days.
2 on hold.
Can you tell me where I am..?   Oh, is that for my burn?